Harry Potter In 99 Seconds by Paint
There once was a boy named Harry,
destined to be a star.
His parents were killed by Voldermort,
who gave him a lightning scar...
Yo, Harry, you a wizard!
Harry goes to Hogwarts,
he meets Ron and Hermione,
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor.
Draco is a daddy's boy,
Quirrel becomes unemployed,
the Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.
Ron breaks his wand,
now Ginny's gone,
and Harry is in mortal danger.
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
his ginormous secret chamber.
Harry blows up aunt Marge,
the Dementors come and take charge.
Lupin is a wolf,
the rat's a man,
and now the prisoner is at large.
They use time travel
so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban,
who just so happens to be Harry's godfather.
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